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{"fact":"A cat almost never meows at another cat, mostly just humans. Cats typically will spit, purr, and hiss at other cats.","length":116}
{"fact":"Blue-eyed, pure white cats are frequently deaf.","length":47}
{"slip": { "id": 173, "advice": "Always bet on black."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?","punchline":"About 5000 miles.","id":279}
{"fact":"A cat can sprint at about thirty-one miles per hour.","length":52}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why is seven bigger than nine?","punchline":"Because seven ate nine.","id":377}
{"fact":"On average, cats spend 2\/3 of every day sleeping. That means a nine-year-old cat has been awake for only three years of its life.","length":129}
{"slip": { "id": 106, "advice": "A problem shared is a problem halved."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 11, "advice": "Avoid mixing Ginger Nuts with other biscuits, they contaminate. Keep separated."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Giara di Gesturi","displaytitle":"Giara di Gesturi","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1093927","titles":{"canonical":"Giara_di_Gesturi","normalized":"Giara di Gesturi","display":"Giara di Gesturi"},"pageid":31595917,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c0/Caballini_della_Giara.jpg/330px-Caballini_della_Giara.jpg","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c0/Caballini_della_Giara.jpg","width":3059,"height":2039},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1254633254","tid":"4cde2dcf-97dc-11ef-8ae4-82ca0b4074cb","timestamp":"2024-10-31T23:03:11Z","description":"Basaltic plateau on the island of Sardinia, Italy","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":39.76,"lon":8.95},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giara_di_Gesturi","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giara_di_Gesturi?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giara_di_Gesturi?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Giara_di_Gesturi"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giara_di_Gesturi","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Giara_di_Gesturi","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giara_di_Gesturi?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Giara_di_Gesturi"}},"extract":"The Giara di Gesturi, Sardinian: Sa Jara Manna, is a high, steep-sided basaltic plateau which extends for about 42 km2 (16 sq mi) in the districts (comuni) of Gesturi, Tuili and Setzu in the province of Medio Campidano, and Genoni in the province of Oristano, in the southern central part of the island of Sardinia, Italy.","extract_html":"
The Giara di Gesturi, Sardinian: Sa Jara Manna, is a high, steep-sided basaltic plateau which extends for about 42 km2 (16 sq mi) in the districts (comuni) of Gesturi, Tuili and Setzu in the province of Medio Campidano, and Genoni in the province of Oristano, in the southern central part of the island of Sardinia, Italy.
"}{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human; humans have 206, and the cat - 230.","length":70}
{"slip": { "id": 163, "advice": "Big things have small beginnings."}}
{"fact":"A cat will tremble or shiver when it is in extreme pain.","length":56}