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{"type":"standard","title":"Pointe-à-Pierre","displaytitle":"Pointe-à-Pierre","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5549687","titles":{"canonical":"Pointe-à-Pierre","normalized":"Pointe-à-Pierre","display":"Pointe-à-Pierre"},"pageid":1603814,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bd/PointaPierrerefinerySF.jpg/330px-PointaPierrerefinerySF.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bd/PointaPierrerefinerySF.jpg","width":2048,"height":1536},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1271762570","tid":"691c06a4-db34-11ef-a994-864cdf95e238","timestamp":"2025-01-25T15:52:42Z","description":"Town in Couva–Tabaquite–Talparo, Trinidad and Tobago","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":10.31666667,"lon":-61.46666667},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pointe-%C3%A0-Pierre","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pointe-%C3%A0-Pierre?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pointe-%C3%A0-Pierre?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Pointe-%C3%A0-Pierre"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pointe-%C3%A0-Pierre","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Pointe-%C3%A0-Pierre","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pointe-%C3%A0-Pierre?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Pointe-%C3%A0-Pierre"}},"extract":"Pointe-à-Pierre is a town in Trinidad and Tobago. It lies north of San Fernando and south of Claxton Bay. It is most famous as the site of the country's largest oil refinery which used to be run by Petrotrin, the state-owned oil company.","extract_html":"
Pointe-à-Pierre is a town in Trinidad and Tobago. It lies north of San Fernando and south of Claxton Bay. It is most famous as the site of the country's largest oil refinery which used to be run by Petrotrin, the state-owned oil company.
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